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JRTs can be quite entertaining and full of personality which make them such a fun dog to have. Here are our ten favorite funny quotes about dogs to remind us why we love them so!
“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!” – George Carlin
“Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.” – Steve Bluestone
“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” -Bonnie Schacter
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” – Sue Murphy
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” – Unknown
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley
“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.” – Phil Pastoret
“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” – Dave Barry
